Category: Barefoot Comedy

What if you want to run on a treadmill… but can’t afford a treadmill?

Maybe this is your answer.

Give it a try? 😉

Tired of people asking the same ‘ole questions as you walk or run barefoot (or in Xero Shoes)?

Well, how ’bout some shirts that do the speaking for you?

I’ve got a series of them planned out…  here’s the first two (one “generic” and one Xero). Click on the image to order… Oh, and you can change the shirt style and color if you like!

How is “Lose Shoes Now. Ask Me How.” the answer?  It’s not. But our new slogan (and hashtag) #Feel.Real.Fun. sure is.

Your feet are supposed to FEEL.

Being bare is REAL.

And, most importantly, it’s FUN!

In fact, if you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. 🙂

I just did the world’s fastest triathlon. A TRUE sprint triathlon.

That was #mytri.

Share this and let’s get more people doing THEIR triathlons.

Now let me see yours!

Do you need arch support?

Ankle support?

If so, try the newest product on the market today, YOUR FEET!

New and improved for 2022 with built-in arch support and ankle support!

You’ve tried everything else — shoes, orthotics, inserts — now try YOUR FEET!

Their flexible construction with almost 1/4 of all the bones and joints in your body, and clever 5-pronged design, allow for balance, propulsion, gripping, and much, much more.

Plus, they look pretty cool, too!

The articulated connection to the lower leg (sold separately) keeps you upright and moving, even as you traverse uneven terrain (yes, they’re perfect for hiking, no boots required)!

With continued use, YOUR FEET! will take you wherever you want to go, with confidence, grace, and strength.

Maintaining YOUR FEET! is simple and only requires soap and water. But for a unique experience, you may try one of the many FEET! outlets that provide decorative accessories and check your Yellow Pages for “Pedicure”.

Try YOUR FEET! today.

Check out the bottom of YOUR LEGS! to get yours.

(oh, and for the times where YOUR FEET! need a bit of protection and some extra style, try Xero Shoes, too…)

 

Okay, here’s a tough question for you runners out there:

Well, Neo, which is it?

Tell us which pill you would pick, below…

Parents, do you know the warning signs of “distance running?”

Are your children under the influence of the evil pushers of 5k racing?

We hope this video will help you save your children from the unnecessary suffering that this horrible addiction can cause. 😉

Big thanks to everyone at BYU TV for this hilarious bit (and the shout-out to bare foot running)!

Time for some fun… how many barefoot running words can you find in the puzzle, below?